GOOD FRIENDS SHARE
I love this. My great friend, Bonnie, called the other day telling me to, quick, put some purple flowers in the southeast corner of my work space. It brings prosperity the feng shui way and I’m in. Just so happened I had a big pot of purple petunias outside my door and swung them into position with my handy iPhone compass. We’re getting ready to launch a Kickstarter campaign and I need to heave fairy dust every way I possibly can. Here’s some for you too!
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
This is the lead article in todays’s Golf Digest online. More boys-will-be-boys reportage with scantily clad women fulfilling their biological destiny as Adam’s Rib. Seriously?
PRETTY BABY PLAYS GOLF
For the terrifically talented Lexi Thompson, I guess it’s not enough to be able to drive a ball 300 yards. She has to be rigged out like Wonder Women or, holy smoke, Pretty Baby, to get her photo taken. Who’s brilliant idea was this?
BARBIE AND THE EVER-PRACTICAL SPANDEX CAT SUIT
In case you missed this next series in Golf Digest, here is the aspirational Paige Spiranac, who claims to have serious aims at playing golf on the LPGA tour. Someone needs to tell her that she won’t get there without heading to Q School. Wearing a spandex cat suit and striking a provocative dominatrix pose (sans whip, darn) does nothing to demonstrate her golf chops. If she continues to go this route, I see, maybe, an exercise video in her future. Or some kind of video anyway. 
